OMG there's the sinfully delectable fried goodies [*in my Homer voice*] arghhhhh....
[*insert drool here*]

We arent in the business of ruining the business of people who's food WE LOVE... so we arent going to tell you WHERE we got it... LMMFAO!

Fried Catfish Nuggets and Shrimp deep fried in an AUTHENTIC ... cant even call the shit battered... the shit is dipped in seasonings and fried to GOLDEN BUST A NUT BROWN PERFECTION!!!!!

...and then SPRINKLED with a blended mixture of salt, pepper, garlicky WONDERFULLNESS MMMMMMMMMMM DAMMIT!

Next we have a traditional chinese - american dessert... which might I add is DOUGHY HOT MELTY MOLLY MCBUTTER DELICIOUSNESS IN MY MOUTH...[*drooooooooooool bitch droooooooool*]

What we didnt add on here was the TILAPIA, CHICKEN WINGS, SLICE O CARROT CAKE BIATCH>>> and drumroll please...... DELICIOUS FUKK'N WATERMELON HOE!

The meal was MORE THAN A STEAL for under $30.00 and we ate it for lunch and dinner... WE REHEATED THE SHIT BITCHES AND IT STILL TASTED DIVINE..... [*heat it up in the oven silly*]

Next was our impromptu lunch at chain eatery that will go nameless BUT BITCH THE FOOD WAS GOOD!!!! [the view was pretty awesome too]

The Ladies Dish.... we have Chicken Milanese. OMG... with a HOMEMADE balsalmic vinagarette dressing. This tasty but UNEXPECTED combination of texture, taste, and PERFECTION of presentation was most definitely the best salad Ive had in a long time.

The Dish Of A Gentleman....GONE AWRY!!!!

We have a medium well cooked beef burger on a lighlty toasted HOMEMADE butteroll with red onions, tomatoes, romaine lettuce, and a special house sauce. [sigh] *in memory of the burger*... This was suprisingly good, especially since Im not a burger eater on the regular... I was feenin for a burger and it SURPASSED my expectations... A+ arghhhhhhhhhhh

What we didnt add was the Chicken and Sausage Gumbo that was warm BY THE FIRE AT THE SNOW LODGE delightfulness....OMG... OMG....

Stay tuned for the next episode of Dyke Chronicles of Unrestricted Food Consumption....

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