FATHER KNOWS BEST: GANSTA CHRONICLES-FATHER'S DAY BALL
SATURDAY JUNE 20, 2009
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA

Good Ballroom Fathers always display strict discipline and instill in their children the art of creativity and the force behind the "Art of War". Tonight, we want the children to show the world how you're the master of expression in your category. Imagination, Creativity and Outstanding Entrances and Exit will exemplify who you will become in the scene for now on. Vogue Fems', Realness Boys and Girls, Fashionista and Runway Divas etc etc., Tonight make your DADDY proud!!!!!

Your ballroom expression is what is the total definition of Gangsta tonight.
Remember "FATHER KNOWS BEST" so just BRING IT, now that's GANGSTA!!!

THE FOLLOWING ARE GRAND PRIZE CATEGORIES, MORE CATEGORIES TO FOLLOW:

15 BENJAMINS GRAND PRIZE 15 BENJAMINS

THE COURTSHIP OF A BALLROOM FATHER
BALLROOM FATHERS ARE REPRESENTED WELL BY HIS OFFSPRING THAT ALL POSSESS HIS DNA. TONIGHT SHOWCASE WHY YOU ARE THE WELL DRESSED FATHER OF 2009 WITH 5 OF YOUR CHILDREN DISPLAYING AN OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE, A DEVASTATING RUNWAY WALK, A GORGEOUS FACE, AN UNDENIABLE REALNESS STATEMENT AND A SEXXXY BODY TO DIE FOR.
INTRO: THE OVERALL PRODUCTION HAS TO BE FOCUSED AROUND WHY YOU ARE IDOLIZED AS FATHER OF THE YEAR BY YOUR KIDS.

THIS PART OF THE PRODUCTION IS WORTH 10 BENJAMINS.
FINALE: AFTER YOU PRODUCTION IS COMPLETE, Y OU HAVE TO STRIKE A FINAL POSE FOR THE ON-HAND CAMERA MAN TO TAKE THE EVERLASTING FAMILY PORTRAIT THAT WILL BE FRAMED AND SCORED BY THE JUDGES.
THIS IS WORTH 5 BENJAMINS.

5 BENJAMINS MAXI GRAND PRIZE 5 BENJAMINS

"POPPA DON'T TAKE NO MESS"
BQ LEGENDARY REALNESS AND THE TWIST
EVERY REALNESS LEGEND KNOWS THE ELEMENTS OF PERFORMANCE/POP, DIP AND SPIN. ICON FATHER ROY IS THE EPITOME OF THE CATEGORY CALLED BANGY VOGUE. LEGENDS HAROLD, RODNEY, AND MANN ALWAYS GIVE THE OLD WAY GIRLS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY. LEGENDS GEE-GEE AND JAMES TOOK LESSONS FROM THE ICONS OF OLDWAY. ICON FATHER TONY WHO CAN VOGUE IN ANY FORM OR FASHION ON THE FLOOR. COULD LEGEND RUCKA HAVE SOME NASTY HAND MOVEMENTS AND FLOOR PERFORMANCE THAT NO ONE KNOWS OR HAS SEEN. TONIGHT WE WILL SEE WHICH "POPPA AINT TAKING NO MESS".

***3 OR MORE MUST WALK FOR THE CASH PAYOUT.
***YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A FATHER TO WALK THIS CATEGORY, JUST CERTIFIED A LEGEND FOR REALNESS***

3 BENJAMINS -MINI GRAND PRIZES- 3 BENJAMINS

MY THREE SONS
MALE FIGURE REALNESS AS a TEAM
SHOW US WHY YOU ARE YOUR BROTHERS' KEEPER
1 THUG/BANGY, 1 SCHOOLBOY, AND 1 PRETTYBOY REALNESS

FASHION ASSASSINS
HIGH FASHION TRIO
3 FASHION ASSASSINS ON ASSIGNMENT EACH COMING FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY

2 BENJAMINS- BABY GRAND PRIZES- 2 BENJAMINS

''DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL" VOGUE FEM
(PLUS ENTRY POT)
DRAMATICS VS. SOFT & CUNT
WE KNOW THAT YO U'RE DADDY'S LITTLE PRIDE AND JOY...
MAKE DADDY PROUD IN YOUR LITTLE GIRL EFFECT.

DON'T MESS WITH MY FUCKIN' MAN!!!
FEMALE FIGURE PERFORMANCE
EVERY FEMALE FIGURE ALWAYS HAS TO BATTLE TO KEEP HER MAN.
TONIGHT SHOW ALL THOSE BITCHES WHY IT'S NOT CHOICE TO MESS WITH YOU OR YOUR MAN.
*** MAKE SURE YOUR HUSBAND IS STANDING ON THE RUNWAY***

TWIST WITH MOMENTARY REALNESS
#1 YOUR TWIST IS ALWAYS AT IT'S BEST IN YOUR REALNESS EFFECT.
#2 YOUR STYLE, LOOK AND ATTITUDE IS REAL IN FRONT OF THE JUDGES.

IN THE NAME OF MY FATHER
REPLICATE THE LIKENESS OF YOUR OVERALL HOUSE FATHER.
THE OVERALL FATHER OF THE HOUSE HAS TO BE A CERTIFIED AN ICON, LEGEND OR UP-COMING LEGEND. IN A MINI-PRODUCTION BE IT FACE, REALNESS, PERFORMANCE, BAZAAR, OR RUNWAY. MAKE YOUR FATHER REAL PROUD THAT YOU ARE HIS CHILD.

OTA RUNWAY
THE ANDROGYNOUS WARRIOR
YOUR NEITHER MAN NOR WOMAN YOU ARE BOTH FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO LIVE AS YOU ARE.

BALL LOCATION:
Hazelwood YMCA of Greater Pittsburgh
4713 Chatsworth Street
Pittsburgh, PA 15207

(Off Second Ave/Irvine Street, between Berwick St. and Minden St. in Pittsburgh's Hazelwood area)

ADMISSION: $25 all night - Fathers Free all night

Doors Open at 11pm
Ball Starts at 1am
Ball Ends at 5am

Photography by TTP http://www.myspace.com/terrance86p

$$Cash Prize for picture of the night, Judges=2 0will score

Remainder Categories

BQ STREET-CORNER THUG REALNESS

BQ COLLEGIATE REALNESS

BQ CAMPAIGN MODEL PRETTY BOY REALNESS

FQ REALNESS W/TWIST

BQID REALNESS

BQ FACE

BQ BIG BOY FACE

BQ AMERICAN RUNWAY

ESTABLISHED COMMENTATOR WITH A HANDS PERFORMANCE DIVA VS. UP/COMING COMMENTATOR WITH A DIPOLOGY DIVA

BQ TEAM MUSCULAR BODY W/ ANY VARIATION OF SEX SIREN PARTNER

FQ TEAM LUSCIOUS BODY W/ FEMALE FIGURE SEX SIREN

BQ NEW FACE

FEMALE FIGURE FACE W/ A FEMALE FIGURE NEW FACE UNDERSTUDY

BQ AND FEMALE FIGURE BEST DRESSED

OTA TRIO TEAM SUMMER 2009 FOOT, EYE, BELT ,BAG AND HAT

BQ OLD WAY HIGH FASHION STREETWEAR ( POLO, HILFIGER, NAUTICA, GIRBAUD)

BQ HIGH FASHION SUMMER 2009 SPORTSWEAR

BQ UP IN PUMPS

BQ BLAST FROM THE PAST "SHAKE THAT ASS"

FQ HAIR AFFAIR WITH WICKED NAILS

NEW VOGUE - 2 YEARS OR LESS

For more information contact Icon Dray Ebony at Duyuson@aol.com or Father Chris Infiniti at OnFireBoy269@aol.com