WOMEN'S

BODY

You love to be sexy. Bring it in a pink or red teddy with stilettos to match.  Don't forget a your sex toy( s).

FACE

You are the counter girl in the Fragrance Department at Macy's sell us fragrance, while you sell us face.

Stud 

REALNESS Part I & II

Your mother and father can not accept the fact that you dress like a boy.  So try and make them happy by dressing feminine. 

Part I- Bring it as a  true stud with a tool belt .

You must get your 10s to proceed to part II

Part II- Bring it dressed like the girl you want to have on your arm.

BQID

FACE

Your night time job at the bar requires you to beated to perfection.  You must be painted for the gods.....so bring it painted like a whore!  (make-up). 

REALNESS

You work for an auto parts store as a front desk clerk.  All the men love your customer service.  Bring it in uniform ready to work. 

RUNWAY

So you think you can WALK...... Prove it!  Bring it in a yellow short skirt suit with a clutch and wide brim hat to match. (VS Femme Queens)

SEX SIREN

You must bring it like Ciara in the video Love and Sexy Magic.  Do your research.

BODY

You are one of the sexy divas from the WWE.  Bring it in a soft summer color with stilettos and a bikini. 

REALNESS 

You have an interview as your first teaching job.  The Principal should not clock your T.   You must be teacher cunt.  Show us Mrs. Crabapple.
FACE

It's your day.  You are about to be married to your prince charming.  Bring it in a wedding dress painted ever so softly for your husband to be. 

RUNWAY

So you think you can WALK...... Prove it!  Bring it in a white short skirt suit with a clutch and wide brim hat to match. (VS BQUID)

BQ's

SCHOOL BOY REALNESS

You are in catholic school and just been sent to the office for fighting. You are agitated and discombobulated sell your attitude to the judges.   

PRETTY BOY REALNESS

(The Arch-Angel)

Generally in command under the most high are the Arch-Angels-Known for being dominant, aggressive, NATURALLY attractive, and most of all PURE!!  But remember Arch-Angels don't get too comfortable in only being REAL because it's their gorgeous looks that will seal the deal.  Bring it in a crispy majority all white outfit, a white fitted hat, and with  a white labeled frame.  No Beijing's, arched brows, make-up, or colored contacts. 

EXECUTIVE REALNESS 

We want you to be very very creative! You own a company every one knows, but lately business has not been great.  You have the opportunity to merge with your competitor having equal rights to all assets.  Convince the judges in 20 seconds or less with words of power ensuring them that the merger would be a good decision. (Yeah we want you to speak!)  Let's see who will dare walk.  Will it be Rodney Milan or Blair Leviticus. 

Assistants a plus not a must. (props, props)

RUNWAY

Bring it in all white haute couture with splashes of color. 

BIG BOY FACE

Bring it in a powder blue shirt and designer frames. 

THUG REALNESS

The lady next door needs her tree cut down. You must come dressed to cut it down with a prop.  Please be very creative!!!

*****Attention Attention This Year The Escada's Theme Is PURE OVAHNESS.  Please bring all categories with complete and total OVAHNESS.*****

FACE

David Escada punished this category.  Light vs. Dark vs. Carmel. Dark- Bring it in designer jeans and white V-neck.  Light- Bring it in designer jeans and a red V-neck. Carmel- Bring it in designer jeans and a yellow V-neck

SEX SIREN

This category speaks for it self...  Bring it in a g-string with matching towel and socks. You must have a prop or you'll be chopped.

THE PERFECT 10

You have the perfect chest, the perfect face, the perfect arms and the perfect ass ....bring it in an outfit that exhibits this.

MODEL BODY vs. MUSCULAR BODY

Model- in white Speedos w matching designer thong sandals.

Muscular- in jock straps and a crispy pair of white air force ones.

STREET WEAR vs. SPORTS WEAR

Bring it in all spring 08/09 pieces.....they must have been in a magazine..... Provide proof!

FOOT & EYE WEAR

Bring it in a summer look.  Your pieces must be a label and your over all look must complement your pieces.

LABELS

Bring it in any year ... and don't forget an Escada piece.

VIRGIN VOGUE

Bring it in white leggings and white gloves.

VIRGIN RUNWAY

Bring it in white slacks with a brightly colored ruffled shirt.

VIRGIN FACE

Bring it in ALL white!

SNEAKER vs. SNEAKER W/ HAT TO MATCH

Bring it in a pair of hot 09 gym shoes and the fitted hat must match

NATURAL TALENT

Prove that you have talent by singing, doing poetry, interpretive dance or by playing an instrument.  Ahh, but there are rules.  You must sing a song from the 80's. You must recite a Victorian poem, or play a song from a musical.

BIG GIRLS vs. SMALL GIRLS UP IN PUMPS

The gagger is that you must do your research on how Ms.Reggie Escada walked this category. Bring it like Ms. Reggie.

CHURCH LADY

Speaks for it self...  You must come with your name engraved in a bible... but this time the church lady must lip sync 4 her life! And DON'T FUCK IT UP!

Mini Grands

BEST DRESSED MINI GRAND$$$$$

Bring it with an ovah entrance and summer colors.

MINI GRAND $$$$$

THE POWERFUL DUO (Parents vs. Parents)

You are the powerful couple everyone envies.  You must be DONE!!  Both parents must dress in summer colors.  Mother we need to see that you're a bad bitch.  Bring it with a bag and accessories to match.  Father, prove that you are the bread winner.  You must exude power.  Parents should have a piece (label) matching one another.

Your looks must complement each other!

MINI GRAND $$$$$

REALNESS WITH A TWIST PART I, II, AND III

Part I- You came to play the game every boy loves, basketball.  You must come in the appropriate gear, with a Spartan's basket ball.

Part II- You slightly start 2 change into a sissy.  Come back painted like a pageant princess with a baby phat purse bumping down the runway.

You must get your 10s for parts I and II before you perform in part III

Part III- NOW TWIST You are a full fledge faggot.  You must exaggerate your look to be extremely femme (only use pieces from parts I & II, but now add a wig)

$$$$$ GRAND PRIZE $$$$$

TAG TEAM PERFORMANCE

You must have a 3 minute production explaining why you are the grand prize divas!  Your routine must be on point!  You need a separate routine for the battle zone!  Bring it like club kids.

(Dramatics in red/ Soft n Cunt in white)

A team must consist of 1 dramatic and 1 soft n cunt!

**THREE OR MORE MUST WALK

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