GRANDPRIZE $1,000

REALNESS AS A HOUSE- "JET" THE OBAMAS ARE OVER THE EXPOSURE AND HAS DECLINED THIS YEARS JUNE COVER OF JET MAGAZINE AND NOW THERE ON THE SEARCH FOR THE NEW "1ST FAMILY" TO FEATURE. YOUR FAMILY IS WAITING IN THE WING. SHOW US WHY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SHOULD BE FEATURED. BRING US 3 PHOTOS OF UR FAMILY AND A CATCHY PITCH TO WHY YOU SHOULD BE 2009'S FIRST FAMILY. (1 MALE FIGURE, 1 FEMALE FIGURE AND 2 KIDS MINIUM)

MINI GRAND $500

FF FACE- "COVERGURL" "SIMPLY LOVELY" WE HAVE SEEN TYRA BANKS, HALLE BERRY, GABRIELLE UNION, VANESSA WILLIAMS AND NIA LONG BUT 2NITE WE WANT TO SEE YOU ON THE COVER OF OUR NEW MAGAZINE. BRING A MAGAZINE COVER WITH YOUR PICTURE AND THE NAME OF YOUR HOUSE AS THE NAME OF THE MAGAZINE. YOU WILL BE SCORED ON YOUR PICTURE THEN LET THE BATTLES BEGIN

BQ FACE-"ESSENCE" "NATURAL BEAUTY" YOUR MUG HAS ALWAYS BEEN SITTING BUT IS IT BECAUSE YOU WEAR LOTS AND LOTS OF PAINT?? "I DONT KNOW" 2NITE WITHOUT ANY PAINT MAKE THE JUDGES KNOW THAT YOU STILL HAVE STRUCTURE EVEN WITHOUT PAINT LIKE TERRANCE HOWARD DID ON HIS COVER SPREAD BUT WITH 1 OF YOUR EYES BEAT FOR THE HEAVEN'S AND EARTH

** NOTE: THE LAST STANDING FF AND BQ WILL BATTLE FOR THE CASH

VOGUE FEM: "RUNWAY" THE BATTLE IS ON TO BECOME MIRANDA PRIESTLEY'S NEW ASSISTANT. THERE ARE A MILLION GIRLS THAT WILL KILL FOR THIS JOB SO YOU BETTER. ARE YOU SOFT AND DAINTY LIKE MS. ANDREA? ARRIVE TO YOUR INTERVIEW DONNING A CHANEL INSPIRED ENSEMBLE OR ARE YOU CUNTY AND DRAMATIK LIKE MS. EMILY? ARRIVE TO YOUR INTERVIEW DRAPED IN AN EDGY HETHERETT INSPIRED GHETT UP. ALTHOUGH YOU ARE EXPECTED TO BRING YOUR BEST MOVES TO THIS AFFAIR, REMEMBER, MIRANDA IS VERY PARTICULAR ABOU FASHION, SO PLEASE..... DRESS THE PART OR YOU'LL NEVER VOGUE IN THIS TOWN OR IN ANY OTHER FOR THAT MATTER. SOFT AND CUNT MUST STAY SOFT AND DRAMATIC MUST STAY DRAMATIC. IF ANY GOES OUTSIDE THEIR ELEMENT IT'S A CHOP.. NO SHADE....... $500

FEMALE FIGURE HEAD TO TOE OVAHNESS- " AMERICAN BRIDE" MOTHER OF THE BRIDE VS. MOTHER OF THE GROOM..........MOTHER OF THE BRIDE COME DONE FROM HEAD TO TOE IN ALL WHITE WITH AN OVAH FAN...AND MOTHER OF THE GROOM COME DONE FROM HEAD TO TOE IN AN ALL BLACK EFFECT WITH AN OVAH HAT. $500

MICRO MINI GRANDS $250 EACH

EUROPEAN RUNWAY- "FASHION WEEK" IT'S CHICAGO'S FASHION WEEK AND YOU WERE INVITED TO TAKE PART OF JOHN GALLIANO'S AND CHRISTIAN DIOR'S COLLABORATION COLLECTION ENTITLED "INNOVATION" SO ON TONIGHT YOUR GONNA HIT THE RUNWAY WITH AN EFFECT SO SICKENING THAT YOU WILL REIGN AS CHICAGO'S NEWEST TRENDSETTER.

REALNESS WITH A TWIST-"THE SOURCE" "THE NAKED TRUTH" PART 1. YOU HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP 4 NOT SNITCHING SMOETHINF YOUR MOTHER HAS ALWAYS TOLD YOU NOT 2 DO BUT THE LAW HAS PREVALED. GET YOUR 10'S AS AN INMATE. PROPS ARE A MUST

PART 2. THE TABLIODS HAS BEEN LYING AND POSTING ALL TYPES OF THINGS ABOUT YOU AND U ARE FED UP. NOW YOU ARE RELEASED AND READY TO ADDRESS THE PUBLIC WITH 1 OF THE 3 INSPIRED LIL KIM LOOKS EITHER CANDY KIM, PIN UP KIM OR NIGHT RIDER KIM. REFER TO "HOW MANY LICKS" VIDEO AND WE WILL SEE WHO THE REAL QUEEN BEE IS 2NITE.

FF PERFORMANCE-"SEVENTEEN" 'MY SIZE BARBIE" YOU HAVE PLAYED WITH DOLLS THROUGHOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFE NOW 2NITE I WANT TO SEE THAT DOLL COME 2 LIFE LIKE 702 AND MISSY ELLIOTT DID IN THE 911 VIDEO. BRING A PICTURE OR THE DOLL ITSELF TO SHOW WHO YOUR FAVORITE DOLL IS THAT YOU BROUGHT TO LIFE.

BEST DRESSED- " " AS THE EDITOR OF VOGUE MAGAZINE YOUR'RE ALWAYS DONE AND YOU'RE IN THE KNOW AND TONIGHT IS NO DIFFERANT. WHAT IS DONE IS ASK???? YOU SHOW US

CATEGORIES:

PERFORMANCE

$ VIRGIN VOGUE-"VIBE" "1 MORE TYME" HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOU WAS RESTRICTED OR COULD'NT COMPETE WITH THE BIG GURLZ BECAUSE YOU WAS UNDERESTIMATED?? WELL 2NITE SHOW THE AUDIENCE THAT YOU ARE JUST AS GOOD AS THE BIG GURLZ SERVING THE RUNWAY AND LETTING YOUR PRESENCE BE KNOWN LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS DID WHEN SHE 1ST GRACED THE INDUSTRY WITH "BABY 1 MORE TYME" IN AN INSPIRED CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL OR BOY LOOK

J-SETTE- "IN STYLE" "CREATIVELY DIFFERENT" IN MATCHING AND UNIQUE UNIFORMS BUT IN DIFFERANT STYLES LIKE THE OLD DESTINY'S CHILD.

OLD WAY VS. NEW WAY- "TIME" TAKE US BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS. OLD WAY BRING US AN DEAD PRESIDENT EFFECT ( DO YOUR RESEARCH)

RUNWAY

FEMALE FIGURE RUNWAY- "PLAYBOY" HUE HEFFNER IS IN SEARCH OF YOUNG SEXY LADIES TO BE IN HIS 2010 CALENDAR. HIT THE RUNWAY IN AN EFFECT OF THE MONTH YOU REPRESENT (I.E. MISS JANUARY)

$ ALL AMERICAN RUNWAY- "GQ" MR. SUMMER 2009 COME SERVING THE RUNWAY IN BEACH WEAR PREPARED FOR THE SUMMER PHOTO SHOOT.

VIRGIN RUNWAY-"TEEN VOGUE" COLORS COUTURE SERVING THE RUNWAY IN A HAUTE COUTURE EFFECT INSPIRED BY YOU VERY LITTLE BLACK WILL BE ALLOWED.

UP IN PUMPS- "THE SOURCE" HITTING THE RUNWAY IN A HIP HOP INSPIRED EFFECT WITH A TWIST (4" OR HIGHER PUMP)

$ FEM QUEEN SEX SIREN- "VICTORIA'S SECRET" AN ANGEL IN DISGUISE YOU WERE......SERVING THE RUNWAY IN THE MILLION DOLLAR BRA.....CREATE BY YOU

$ BQ SEX SIREN- "PLAY GIRL" THIS CATEGORY SPEAKS FOR IT SELF.

BUTCHQUEEN REALNESS- "VIBE" THE OFFICE

SCHOOL BOYS- THE INTERN

THUG- THE FEATURED RAP ARTIST

PRETTY BOY- MAIL ROOM CLERK

EXECUTIVE- EDITOR/PUBLISHER

LABELS- "MODE"YOU ARE ATTENDING THE 2009 PUBLISHED BALL BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR BUT YOUR GOOD FRIEND WHO WORKS AT MODE MAGAZINE IS ALLOWING YOU TO GO INTO THE "FIT ROOM"

SNEAKER VS. SNEAKER- "EAST BAY" SOME ARE ORDERED THROUGH MAGAZINES OTHERS ARE BROUGHT AT MALLS BUT YOU GET YOURS FROM?? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW SERVING THE RUNWAY

IN YOUR MOST EXCLUSIVE SHOE

STREET WEAR- "WORD UP" YOU'RE APPEARING IN A PHOTOSHOOT FOR WORD UP MAGAZINE HITTING THE RUNWAY IT'S YOUR HOTTEST GEAR

(2009 PIECES ONLY)

BQUID REALNESS- "MARTHA STUART LIVING" YOUR GARDEN IS OVAH AND MARTHA IA READY TO FEATURE YOU, HITTING THE RUNWAY IN A GARDENING EFFECT WITH A PLANT "YOU HAVE GROWN"

$ TAG TEAM FEM QUEEN REALNESS- "O MAGAZINE" OPRAH AND GALE ARE AT IT AGAIN, THE LOOKING FOR PARTNERS INCRIME TO JOIN THEM IN THIS YEARS GREAT ADVENTURE. WILL IT BE YOU AND YOUR GIRL FRIEND FIND OUT TONIGHT

BIZARRE- "PUBLISHED" THE FASHION SECTION NEEDS A WHAT NOT TO WEAR PEICE. BRING US A MOST OUTRAGEOUS LOOK, THE HOMELESS EDITION! GIVE ME CANS, BOTTLES, JACKETS, SHORTS, NEW, OLD AND DIRTY. WHATEVER YOU WANT. GET DOWN THIS RUNWAY!AND REMEMBER THIS IS BIZARRE, SO MAKE US GAGG!